Remus: Hi, errr... people. We're... Oh bugger I'm not good at this stuff. Well, Kate and CJ have decided that me and the idiot that stalks me should give you some kind of... errr....summary thing at the end of each month. But, well they've been gone for a few weeks and we're not dead. Far from it really, nicely alive. Ha. But... errrr....

Sirius: Right! What Moony here is trying to say is... wait just a bloody minute. I'm neither an idiot nor your stalker, Remus! If anything, it is I that should file some sort of formal complaint against you. Every single time I turn around, you're looking at me. It would be unsettling... if it wasn't so bloody sexy.  What were we even talking about again?

( Sirius and Remus wax poetical about stags and princesses. )